GHETTOBLASTERMAN

If it really seem's so unfair, that you're graying in the hair, you knew you would.
If you went to get it dyed, so vanity could hide it's pride
You knew you could.
Mister ghetto blaster man
Won't you please come on home and save me?
Do you have a master plan?
Because your greying beard needs shaving.

If your friends have let you down, and there's no one left around
You knew they would.
If they got you hired, then they can get you fired.
You knew they could.